Co-worker got me a gift

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/01/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: Office humor

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Look at all the happy people

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 13:10

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Is there a red stapler accessory?!?!

WilliamsSW > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 05/01/2018 at 13:14

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Excuse me, but I think you have my stapler.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 13:15

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bwp240 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 13:22

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This is what happens when Minecraft embraces capitalism...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 13:23

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You’ve got a meeting with the Bobs in 10 mins

Nibbles > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 05/01/2018 at 13:24

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I’m the proud owner of a first production run Rio Red Swingline 747.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Nibbles 05/01/2018 at 13:49

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I have a black Swingline 747 sitting in front of me right now in my cube. I acquired it from the desk of someone fired in our last mass layoff.

I swear, the day I quit this job I’m going to have “Damn, it feels good to be a gangster” playing as I drive away from all this bullshit.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > WilliamsSW 05/01/2018 at 13:55

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PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean?

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 13:58

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You just need some McVities Jaffa Cakes now.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/01/2018 at 15:30

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At the place I worked last year I would have killed for a cubicle. They had an open floor plan with absolutely no illusion of privacy. Plus they had rules about how many pictures you could have and how much personalization was allowed. It sucked out loud.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > lone_liberal 05/01/2018 at 22:00

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The people who like and want open office environments are mutually exclusive with those that have to work in them.